We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
