1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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