do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
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he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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