the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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