the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
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I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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