was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
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DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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