I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
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So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
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Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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