ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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