That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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