Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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