so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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