I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
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and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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