I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
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You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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