im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
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I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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