windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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