Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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