apparently the secret to your success is patron
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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