hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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