wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
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You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
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This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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