girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
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Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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