i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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