After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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