if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
i dont even know how to be here
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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