i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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