Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
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I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
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come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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