It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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