My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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