Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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