Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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