Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
