My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
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What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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