i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I'm really into asian looking animals
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
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At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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