I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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