Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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