The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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