And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
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It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
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