im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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