Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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