Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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