I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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