They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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