How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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