the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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