I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
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He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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