It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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