drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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