GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
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Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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