I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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