we need to drink 2009 down the drain
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
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He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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