Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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