Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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