I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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