your parents love me but you hate me
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
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You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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