Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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