i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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