Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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