he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
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