Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
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eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
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