why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I've blown a few things in my day
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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