my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
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I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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